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alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*
by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007
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allhu akbar

Muslim word they are about to blow something up like a city
Plane flying over New York on a cold afternoon

Two dudes hijack the plane kills all the people and yells ALLHU AKBAR when they flies into a big building.
"Wow that's a guy whit a bomb on his chest "gets blow to pieces" ALLHU AKBAR
by Huge boys friend December 12, 2016
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Compton alarm clock

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.
by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009
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Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.
*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*
by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022
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allahu akbar? no!

NO!

allahu NOT-akbar
allahu akbar? no! like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: NOT at all!! Children who refuse to be sexually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics assault) as quickly as possible (explosive ecumenism).
by allah not akbar² June 15, 2013
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alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006
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sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work
Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !
by unico2525 September 14, 2010
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