Alan.

Alan- Alan is a man who will treat you like your the ruler of this earth. He'll buy you a Cartier love bracelet for your one year anniversary and a 2 carat D coloured Flawless Tiffany engagement ring when he proposes to you. Even though he is kind, please be aware that Alan enjoys to flex with big brand names and jewelry.

Look it's an Alan. What a gentleman. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cute

by Betterhaverealbrandnames August 21, 2020

alan

fat negro, all he does is eat, sits on his fat bum all day and munches on 15 cheese burgers everyday, his fav shop is kfc, typically weighs 469kg

woah look at that alan he’s super obese

omg that alan just broke the chair

by Unclesaresexyasf October 15, 2019

alan

the world's best person, now one can be as best as him

alan the pro

by panda911lol June 1, 2017

alan

someone gay

alan is rlly gay

by butt fcker August 21, 2016

alan

alan is super gay has no penis and is in relationship with kevin

alan is gay and has no dick

by fsgbjdnfgmlfdzmxkvlx/bjk;ngb g February 6, 2018

alan

He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.

Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH

Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true

by DavidDoge January 3, 2017

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022