Asaiah

A total fucking retard. They obsess over the dumbest things and ruin perfectly good jokes. Usually, a pain in the ass to be around and overall annoying.

That dumbass over there is a total Asaiah.

by Hicco912 October 30, 2017

ASAP

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

by Tommmyyyy January 6, 2008

ASAP

Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm

In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.

by Cattttttttttt December 19, 2009

ASAP

As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible

WOW she is going asap.

by Cortnort December 9, 2008

caucasian asain

One who is afraid of their asain heritage because they have fear of ruining their social life.
Also can be called a racist wannabe who doesnt want to be in the same race as a math nerd therefore they hide it as much as possible.

She's not eating rice because she's a caucasian asain.

by cheeseandcrackers January 6, 2008

ASAFP

acronym for As Soon as Financially Possible

Man I gotta go to Amsterdam ASAP man.... well, i mean ASAFP i gotta stack up first.

by Beerdedbeest December 15, 2006

asaptical

(adv) To be done in a hurry or in a short amount of time, asap

We have to leave asaptical.
You need the money tomorrow, I'll get it to you asaptical.
I can finish this bullshit assignment asaptical.

by Bro Jones June 14, 2010