Aasif

Chinese kid with a lisp

Haha aasif

by Forpi September 15, 2021

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

by muskie123 June 9, 2009

asain persuasion

wen someone who has no buisness dating a chino is dating a chino

eww?!? she really has a thing for asain persuasion?!??

by thtkushh December 9, 2010

Asif Uzui Tengen Barlas

Asif Uzui Tengen Barlas is the main protagonist of the anime Shaitan Slayer which is centered around killing Djiins and demons sent out by the main antagonist Shaitan. Syon Kon created this anime and it also has a manga of the same name. Asif, has 3 wives just like Tengen from REDACTED, actually Tengen was inspired from Asif and his characteristics too.

My favorite Shaitan slayer character is Asif Uzui Tengen Barlas and what about you?

by SyonKon July 27, 2022

Asif

A man who seeks sexual relations with a child

Why are you being such a asif

by Lord duck August 15, 2017

Super dick mc asain whack

A adjective which is used by people either high or extremely bored to lighten to convosation to break the ice or maybe even scare a child.

Tim: Hey, hey Jim, guess what
Jim: What
Tim: super dick mc asain whack
Jim: um thats nice, keep it to yourself

by catmilk234 January 13, 2009