Jacob adjetey

The man is 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 2000 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦. Laggy. Whenever a black guy walks past he immediately thinks 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦

That faggot Jacob adjetey is unresponsive! No he’s just downloading his latest update

by Kanye_west ✓ February 10, 2022

Gentleman's adjustment

A polite British term for masturbation

William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment

by xGryph September 19, 2015

Fuck Boi adjacent

Having the tendencies and looking like a fuck boi without acting as a fuck boi

My friend is not a fuck boi, but he is definetly fuck boi adjacent.

by Chlseea October 12, 2018

Adjustment Disorder

Adjustment disorder is somewhat related to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and is often argued over whether or not it should even be a diagnosis of its own. There are three different types of Adjustment disorder. Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood, Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety, and Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood and Anxiety. I have the latter. People with Adjustment disorder have symptoms of PTSD, but the stressor is usually not something huge, so people with Adjustment Disorder get traumatized at things that aren't exactly very traumatizing. The different types of Adjustment Disorder are for the different ways patients react to their stressor.

I got Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood and Anxiety after being sexually assaulted by someone three times my age.

by silent screamer. January 26, 2011

hipster adjacent

(1) Someone who appears to be a hipster due to clothing, mannerisms, and cultural preferences, but in fact is not a hipster due to being very successful and happy in a corporate job.
(2) A corporate hipster.

Me: "want to meet up in Wicker Park later and talk about open source software?" Hipster Adjacent Friend: "No, tonight isn't good, I want to get carryout from Wasabi and need to commit and push the new code update to my fork in GitHub before midnight."

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

Adjictated

This is the state of my being agitated at the amount of adjective's used in writing.

I wanted to explain myself in so many ways! After a while the descriptive words just left me Adjictated =)

I wanted to explain myself in so many ways! After a while the descriptive words just left me Adjictated =)

by Greener shade of beaner July 26, 2009

Attitude Adjustment

A finishing move used by WWE superstar John Cena, in which the wrestler hoists the opponent onto their shoulders and drop them sideways. It is often considered by various wrestling fans as one of the weakest and least impactful moves in professional wrestling.

Prior to 2009 when WWE introduced new PG rules, the move was officially known as 'The F-U', a play on Brock Lesnars somewhat simlar finisher 'The F-5'.

OMG, Cena's gonna hit the Attitude Adjustment on Batista! This match is over!

by JK2010 March 17, 2011