Warren Buffet, generally acknowledged as the second richest man in the United States Of America, (after Ryan Seacrest), is the inventor of the all-you-can-eat restaurant concept. Back in the old days--before 1942--this was unheard of, but Buffet perservered through thick and thin and perfected the idea. Today, many restaurants actually use his name when referring to their unlimited offerings.
Buffet thought of the idea while touring India and seeing starving people. "What would make these folks feel really, really bad?" he pondered. The solution was letting them know that people in America can sit down and eat themselves to death anytime they want. "That'll put them Injuns in their place," Buffet stated, not realizing that Indians in India aren't the same ones that go "Woo-Woo" and live in teepees.
a bell and having a servant come over. After he graduated from boarding school and college, he was shocked that the world didn't actually work this way. He joined with his friend and lover Oscar Wilde and deciding to do something about ridding the world of poverty and hunger.
His plan was to simply kill off all the poor and hungry people. Fortunately for them, Buffet checked with his family attorney who advised him against it. "What a terrible police state we live in," Buffet was heard to say when he was told he couldn't simply get rid of lazy, poor, or otherwise useless people.
The Discovery of All You Can Eat
In 1955, Buffet has an epiphany. After he went to the doctor and got that fixed, he started working full-time on his "all you can eat" concept. The idea was simple: charge people a fixed price in advance then sit them down in a huge room with steam tables full of barely-good-enough food.
To make it more profitable, Buffet made the more inexpensive food of better quality than the more expensive offerings, to discourage people from eating too much shrimp and lobster.
Richest Man in the World
Today, every time someone eats in an eponymous "buffet", Warren Buffet makes $0.25. This has made them the richest man in the world. His company, Berkshire Crapaway, has a stock price per share of over US $1Million, making it the most expensive stock on the American Exchange. Buffet personally holds 55% of Berkshire Crapaway's stock.
Buffet thought of the idea while touring India and seeing starving people. "What would make these folks feel really, really bad?" he pondered. The solution was letting them know that people in America can sit down and eat themselves to death anytime they want. "That'll put them Injuns in their place," Buffet stated, not realizing that Indians in India aren't the same ones that go "Woo-Woo" and live in teepees.
a bell and having a servant come over. After he graduated from boarding school and college, he was shocked that the world didn't actually work this way. He joined with his friend and lover Oscar Wilde and deciding to do something about ridding the world of poverty and hunger.
His plan was to simply kill off all the poor and hungry people. Fortunately for them, Buffet checked with his family attorney who advised him against it. "What a terrible police state we live in," Buffet was heard to say when he was told he couldn't simply get rid of lazy, poor, or otherwise useless people.
The Discovery of All You Can Eat
In 1955, Buffet has an epiphany. After he went to the doctor and got that fixed, he started working full-time on his "all you can eat" concept. The idea was simple: charge people a fixed price in advance then sit them down in a huge room with steam tables full of barely-good-enough food.
To make it more profitable, Buffet made the more inexpensive food of better quality than the more expensive offerings, to discourage people from eating too much shrimp and lobster.
Richest Man in the World
Today, every time someone eats in an eponymous "buffet", Warren Buffet makes $0.25. This has made them the richest man in the world. His company, Berkshire Crapaway, has a stock price per share of over US $1Million, making it the most expensive stock on the American Exchange. Buffet personally holds 55% of Berkshire Crapaway's stock.
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
Get the Warren Buffetmug. warren is filled with alot of wannabe students. the girls wear clothing that was in fashion say 10 years ago. all the student think that having more shitty things then there friends will make them seem a whole lot cooler. also there are practially two races in warren. the white and the indians. the indians think that because they are indian they should get treated in some special way. wow if your from warren you definitally want to get out of this shit whole. and anyone that says ......your a rich town... well news flash were not.
by warrenstudent June 20, 2011
Get the Warren, Njmug. Is a over weight nigger that was posicuted for bear hatching in Mexico,and putting a all you can eat buffets out of busines.Plus he thinks that all you can eat is a challeng.
by Evan Baker February 19, 2005
Get the Warren Sappmug. The area of Warren, Michigan that holds the Van Dyke school district. Filled with a lot of white kids who think they are gangsta. Originally South 9, this has spread to include most of the area from 9 mile to Stephens.
The biggest idiotic members of South Warren will, for some unknown reason, have the phrase tattooed on their body as if you should be proud of being from here.
Also; Where Eminem grew up. Ew.
The biggest idiotic members of South Warren will, for some unknown reason, have the phrase tattooed on their body as if you should be proud of being from here.
Also; Where Eminem grew up. Ew.
by LostCitySaint February 20, 2009
Get the South Warrenmug. Ohh shit. whats the answer to Question 10. I must have to do a warren cos i dun wanna be behind in class.
by S. Yzerman June 30, 2003
Get the to do a warrenmug. When a person (typically a man) puts a PVC pipe over his penis and uses bison hair (or any exotic animal fur) to jack the pipe off. If done correctly, the man will be able to masterbate to orgasm.
*in the back of the library*
Person A: Hey whats that noise and what is that guy doing in that corner with the fur?
Person B: Bro, don't you know that that guy is a Darth Warren, he likes the kinetic energy from rubbing bison hair on rods.
Person A: Go home and learn your vocabulary, it is not kinetic energy, it is Jimbo Energy!!!
Person B: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person A: Hey whats that noise and what is that guy doing in that corner with the fur?
Person B: Bro, don't you know that that guy is a Darth Warren, he likes the kinetic energy from rubbing bison hair on rods.
Person A: Go home and learn your vocabulary, it is not kinetic energy, it is Jimbo Energy!!!
Person B: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by zao_zeeeee June 3, 2016
Get the darth warrenmug. A situation in which a bet is placed and the better is a little unsure of whether they are correct, and the other party is certain they are correct. The bet is usually not money, but a humiliating punishment, or something not liked by the person who insighted the bet (i.e. dancing, eating seafood, wearing tights, etc.). The bet is often made by loved one's (i.e. girlfriends vs. boyfriend, wife vs. husband, etc.). Usually the male end of the bet is the wrong one and is forced to enact the punishment.
Jessica wanted to Warren Beatty Brandon that the character in the movie was not played by Warren Beatty but he didn't want to commit to the bet since he knew his punishment would be to go dancing.
by beeker studios February 6, 2006
Get the Warren Beattymug.