3 definitions by zao_zeeeee
It is a common remedy for fever in Canada involving pouring maple syrup into a person's body especially the ears and the genitals.
Person A: Hey I heard Felicia had a fever.
Person B: Lol, Brent gave her the maple fever treatment up her ass. Now she has a limp.
Person B: Lol, Brent gave her the maple fever treatment up her ass. Now she has a limp.
by zao_zeeeee June 2, 2016
An engineering school in the Midwest where students go if they do not get into the chad schools: UIUC, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Purdue is also normally a safety school for those who are aiming for top engineering schools. Normally if you get into UIUC, Michigan, and Wisconsin, you will definitely get into Purdue, but it is not always the other way around. Purdue's mascot is a Boilermaker, they normally parade it around before a sports game just to compensate for how badly they will lose.
Netflix is banned on Purdue's WIFI because their virgin bandwidths can't handle all the traffic, whereas the chad Midwest schools invests on the internet infrastructure campus wide so students don't need to use data.
Common nicknames for school: purdoodoo, purdon't
Netflix is banned on Purdue's WIFI because their virgin bandwidths can't handle all the traffic, whereas the chad Midwest schools invests on the internet infrastructure campus wide so students don't need to use data.
Common nicknames for school: purdoodoo, purdon't
Person A wearing crown: I am the dumbest man alive!!!
Person B: Purdue is the best school in the Midwest
Person A: Purwho? You are clearly dumber, here take this crown
Person B: Purdue is the best school in the Midwest
Person A: Purwho? You are clearly dumber, here take this crown
by zao_zeeeee May 2, 2021
When a person (typically a man) puts a PVC pipe over his penis and uses bison hair (or any exotic animal fur) to jack the pipe off. If done correctly, the man will be able to masterbate to orgasm.
*in the back of the library*
Person A: Hey whats that noise and what is that guy doing in that corner with the fur?
Person B: Bro, don't you know that that guy is a Darth Warren, he likes the kinetic energy from rubbing bison hair on rods.
Person A: Go home and learn your vocabulary, it is not kinetic energy, it is Jimbo Energy!!!
Person B: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person A: Hey whats that noise and what is that guy doing in that corner with the fur?
Person B: Bro, don't you know that that guy is a Darth Warren, he likes the kinetic energy from rubbing bison hair on rods.
Person A: Go home and learn your vocabulary, it is not kinetic energy, it is Jimbo Energy!!!
Person B: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by zao_zeeeee June 3, 2016