Mediterranean Quickie

A quiche that has Mediterranean fillings but Gabriel is a fucking idiot who mispronounced it.

Ooo boy I would love a Mediterranean quickie right now it would fill me right up!

by Jackius tillus November 20, 2025

Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 16, 2022

Quickie

The act of having a quick braai with some friends and/or family. Usually done with a South African 'QUICKBRAAI' - a durable and portable mini braai.

Hey Henru, fancy a quickie in the garden?

by BreeMan6000 September 24, 2025

BBQ Quickie

Sneak off to a private place and pull up your skirt for this summer-friendly sex move

My wife and I were at a boring BBQ and decided to spice it up with a BBQ Quickie.

by Thealterboy July 28, 2021

wedding quickie

When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.

Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.

Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.

by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

Tricky Quicky

Definition:
When you feel the need to rub one out, but are in a public setting, and need to find somewhere secluded, and fast.

Ex: at work, go to the restrooms. On the street, duck in an alleyway. At family dinner, in the kitchen. Wait, no, don't do that, you sicko!

"I got hard at work today and had to hightail it to the employee restroom for a tricky quicky."

by willanswer2willa August 24, 2016