D-Card

Used as a duragatory term. Meaning fat, stupid, ugly, greasy, hairy, lazy, awkward, squeaky, cock blocker, v-card swiper, ass hole, tip drill giver, dirty, messy, wretched, filty, poop dick, grimy, grubby, stinky, soiled, unclean, cesspool, foul, bitch, caveman fucker, pushover, pussy, snivvely, little bitch, weasel, sneaky, cum guzzler, disgusting, creeper, stalker, ALL IN ONE!!!!!

FUCK YOU you D-CARD go clean your FUCKING room!!!!!!!

by MrHunterman12 May 29, 2008

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link card

- a card used for buying food to support lower class families.

- goverment assitance .

- girl take this link card and get some groceries.

by DaRealDealJoe=) April 5, 2010

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Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

by anonymousluser September 25, 2005

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Man Card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.

We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.

by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004

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scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.

Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G

After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.

by J.Gallagher August 5, 2008

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