December 13th

December 13th is the day where sMeXy💕 people are born.. soo sLaP thEm iN tHe bAcKkk 😈

your birthday’s December 13th Emily? THeN u GeT a SlAp

by typical_addri November 13, 2019

February 13th

The holiday when you break up with your significant other so you will not waste money on them on February 14.

Mike: it's finally February 13th time for me to break up with Jane.

by Kingslayer3000 September 8, 2016

Friday the 13th

1)n. A day that is said to be cursed. This day is said to be cursed because it is associated with the number 13, said to be unlucky. While any day that takes place on the 13th day of a month can be unlucky, Friday is chosen as the unlucky day because the superstistious people who believe in the nonsenical legend of Friday the 13th in the first place wanted so badly to screw up the second best day of the week.

This day, for some, can be like any other day, and for others might turn out better than other normal days. Any unlucky occurences that occur on this day are entirely coincidential.

2)n. A friday like any other, it just happens to fall on the 13th of the month.

3)n. The title of a film that is a reference to the above mentioned day and the bad luck it brings. This film was released in 1980 and is an early film in the slasher genre. In this film the mother of a boy who drowned while swimming at Camp Crystal Lake goes on a killing spree on her sons birthday, which falls on Friday the 13th

1.today is Friday the 13th. we will all experience bad luck today.
2. have you ever seen friday the 13th?

by eric optimus prime cartman January 17, 2012

April 13th

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

by terranze October 20, 2019

September 13th

The day where you are legally allowed to reverse everything.

Mom : IM GONNA BEAT YO WITH THE BELT

Son : It’s September 13th....

by Ugly_sshoe October 28, 2019

Friday the 13th

The day, usually occuring once or twice a year, associated with bad luck. However, it is well known that doing a wake and bake causes one's fortunes to turn around.

Person 1: Friday the 13th is usually a shithole of a day
Person 2: Ya, unless you wake and bake

by the finisher June 16, 2008

April 13th

National shut the fuck up day

Oh it's April 13th, you know what that means.

by jdjsnffjdkdnnfsk April 12, 2021