Goobered

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.

1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.

by War hero June 12, 2018

goober

Katherine Woo is the epitome of a goober.

Katherine Woo once walked into an open door. What a goober!

by Kuo April 25, 2005

Goober

some one that is exceivly silly.

by Grendel January 15, 2003

goober

Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!

Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.

by Jaclyn August 3, 2004

Goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 6, 2006

goober

Reference to one who is goob-like in personality and physical traits.

San Jose David is such a goober.

by your boy blue April 3, 2009

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003