Persons who can only have limited durations of screen time (e.g. 1~3 hours per day) whilst seeing surrounding people having unlimited screen time allotment
I felt like a second-class citizen when my friends were binge-watching shows all day, and I was stuck with just a couple of hours on the weekend!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the second-class citizen mug.Sophomore: Ew, imagine being Class of 2029. 2028 is way better.
Freshman: You were just a freshman a few months ago…
Freshman: You were just a freshman a few months ago…
by TEEGUY October 17, 2025
Get the Class of 2029 mug.(noun)
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
Get the Business Class mug.The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !
Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!
Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”
Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”
Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”
Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”
by Cucumbro October 28, 2025
Get the The Class D mug.by ndotty_gzzzz November 12, 2025
Get the Class With 5 People mug.A vast collective of stuck up bitches who happen to be graduating high school in the bumfuck year of two thousand and twenty six, majority tend to be either egotistical or in some cases a sex offender (mainly endorsing the act of pedophelia) These half assed excuse of a grade aside from very exclusive exemptions deserve no more than a slap on the wrist and a trip to Mr. Chippy.
Also half of them bullied me for no reason so there's that to.
Also half of them bullied me for no reason so there's that to.
e.g.-Class of 2026: a 17 to 18 year old rapist
Jim: Hey Terry you hear 'bout that fine shite I did last week
Terry: No way man, was you two on the same shit
Jim: nah man, it was a straight raw game, no talk all play
Jim: Hey Terry you hear 'bout that fine shite I did last week
Terry: No way man, was you two on the same shit
Jim: nah man, it was a straight raw game, no talk all play
by Define_World_Words November 13, 2025
Get the Class of 2026 mug.Class of 2027 students would have been born in late 2008 to mid 2009.
'27 kids are pretty chill most of the time, all of the ones I've met are the most chillest (unlike '26, '28 and '29)
Sure it has its annoying kids but that is every grade.
overall pretty solid class.
'27 kids are pretty chill most of the time, all of the ones I've met are the most chillest (unlike '26, '28 and '29)
Sure it has its annoying kids but that is every grade.
overall pretty solid class.
by Define_World_Words November 13, 2025
Get the Class of 2027 mug.