Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no

by faxlord November 14, 2022