triple crown

When three men touch their penis heads a.k.a. crowns together. Usually occurs after numerous beers. Not gay. Much like wenis buddy.

There hasn't been a triple crown winner in baseball for many years but me, Rich and Alex pulled off the triple crown last night at the bar.

by Uncle Dewey July 24, 2008

Triple Crown

Sleeping with three anonymous women in one night without remorse.

dude 1- Crazy night last night. Banged one out with my regular broad, had a quickie with a never-wood in the underwood bathroom, then fucked this slut in the gas station parking lot.

dude 2- whoa! That's a triple crown!

by howardfelt July 28, 2012

crown victoria

1.A cop car with a nasty habit of exploding when rear-ended.

2. porky the pigs new pimpin ride.

1. Satan:Damn yo what happened to you?
You:Shit man i got drunk and rear-ended a cop.
Cop:I knew i was going to hell! I want mommy!!

2. oink oink oink! pigs drive crown victorias.

by copkillaz August 9, 2006

Land of the wrong white crowd

Bondi beach

(as above)

by wazza December 5, 2003

Penis Crown

when the penis is so big and bulged that it wins a crown. able to be sucked hard and gutted out.

Chelsea H. is such a nasty slut she awards penis crowns to every guy she has fucked. DAMN SLUTS.

by Normuh July 13, 2007

the crown

the crown is an invisible title received after a member is the first to receive a blumpkin. The blumpkin must be from a girl.

WOAHHHH seths got the crown, julia gave him a blumpkin!

by Snerf July 7, 2010

crowder

someone in your space even if they were there first.

If you hop in a bed and someone is already there. They are a Crowder. If you are still unsure if they are classified as a Crowder... perform this test. Take a medium sized Stone and place it in bed with you and the probable Crowder. Say aloud, "this is getting kinda crowded." If the Stone stays... YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN BED WITH A CROWDER. Also, if the Stone stinks... it's definitely a Crowder.

by Dark_Space May 18, 2011