2 definition by howardfelt

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Someone you would never engage sexually.
I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.
by howardfelt July 28, 2012

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Sleeping with three anonymous women in one night without remorse.
dude 1- Crazy night last night. Banged one out with my regular broad, had a quickie with a never-wood in the underwood bathroom, then fucked this slut in the gas station parking lot.

dude 2- whoa! That's a triple crown!
by howardfelt July 28, 2012

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