Cake Wars

When you get to slap someone's ass without it being rape.

Everyone was playing cake wars for two whole weeks.

by Lizzy ur Sauce bae June 1, 2018

Rape cake

A celebratory cake eaten after awesome rape.

The police rewarded Sharon with a rape cake after she gave her statement.

by Lumpy cakes November 12, 2019

Fresh Cakes

Freshcakes to do with one’s perception of life. To be fresh asf to the point that you’re so fresh you’re dirty. Freshcakes is to be swagalicious No one wants to be or likes to be a stale cake in this world. #freshcakes

At L.O.G I have fresh cakes.

by Official_nort March 25, 2019

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

smear cake

A euphuism for sexual intercourse.

"I'd like to smear cake with him"

by Captain20 October 20, 2013

throat cake

When a guy unloads in your throat and you sit there like "Do I spit or swallow?"

*gagging* "THROAT CAKE!"

by Bumpy Chonch December 27, 2011

meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003