whoople cake

(n)

A cake where a can of whoop ass is one of the ingredients.

Description of a really severe beating; meaning it will have multiple layers of pain for the recipient.

I've got a whoople cake with your name on it!

by DigiSim December 12, 2008

meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Fresh Cakes

Freshcakes to do with one’s perception of life. To be fresh asf to the point that you’re so fresh you’re dirty. Freshcakes is to be swagalicious No one wants to be or likes to be a stale cake in this world. #freshcakes

At L.O.G I have fresh cakes.

by Official_nort March 25, 2019

dumpster cake

A skanky, morally bankrupt person, similar to a box of Little Debbie's that you find in a dumpster but you take them out and eat them anyway.

Synonym for Tater Hog.

"I can't believe you banged that dumpster cake"

by BettyNugs December 11, 2014

crazy cake

A YTMND fad which includes characters from the kid's show "Lazy Town".

In the segment, one of the main characters, Stephanie, sings about baking a crazy cake, if the way is hazy.

"Hey did you see that YTMND with the girl with the intense pink hair about the crazy cake?"
"Yea it was really annoying and unoriginal, I 5'd it"

by NP1214 October 1, 2006

smear cake

A euphuism for sexual intercourse.

"I'd like to smear cake with him"

by Captain20 October 20, 2013

fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018