Apple Juice

The best fucking juice, it's way better than grape juice .... just saying.

I love apple juice and Lucas should too !

by Grassbaby101 June 16, 2017

Apple 3.14

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.

A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

by Muthafukking whoring nastyass January 8, 2016

Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth

you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”

by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020

apple jack

taking an old blanket, shaping it around your dick, and fucking it

dude i apple jacked so hard last night!

by shacka brah September 25, 2019

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015

Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.

Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)

by freedomfries July 8, 2014

Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011