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zombie love

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.
by the corpser in the rye December 4, 2013
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palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.
I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!
by eroticboy December 17, 2012
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FEMINIST ZOMBIE

A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.

A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.

EAT SHIT.

A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.

You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.

The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.

One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
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Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie
" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"
by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012
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zombie bozo

When someone is such a bozo that you have to call them a zombie bozo.
You are such a zombie bozo you absolute bozo!
by ThatLastPizzaSlice November 5, 2022
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zombie app

An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.
Google Play Newsstand is totally a zombie app.
by fayefujiko July 26, 2017
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Zombie Cockshot

When a Zombie gets shot in the cock.
Jeff: I got bitten, shot the zombie in the cock and it bit me.
Jim: LOL ZOMBIE COCKSHOT
by salterthesaltyman February 28, 2022
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