burst sofa

An exploded vagina often found in middle eastern girls. Resembles a burst sofa, Hot stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

That chicks got a pussy like a burst sofa.

by Poos Magoo August 31, 2006

On Soft

No homo, dick soft.

I'll suck you up on soft.

by XLFspiderz May 10, 2018

Daddy Soft

N. One, typically a man, who gives off Daddy vibes and is soft, gentle, protective, warm, and sweet.

V. To be really nurturing, protective, tender, and sweet.

Person 1: He is such a Daddy, but he is super gentle and made me feel as comfortable as possible. Let’s not forget how protective he is.

Person 2: Oh my god, he is so Daddy soft.

by Thickums21 April 1, 2021

soft-ass thug

One who is unable to maintain or unwilling to roll with the necessary task at hand (such as the imbibing of copius amounts of alcoholic beverage). One who cracks under pressure, or is unwilling to push the boundaries. One who likes sparkly shit.

"Soft-ass thugs need hugs too."

by Hard-ass Thug December 9, 2005

software engineering

The process of defining the actual functionality of a software program, the planning and programming of said software.

I´m a programmer, I work in software engineering.

by Marvin January 22, 2004

softshell

the complete opposite of hardcore. opposite of hard= soft.. opposite of core= shell. therefore.. opposite of hardcore= softshell !!!

dylan is so softshell.

by Hillary Humber July 2, 2007

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014