Sneaky Fireman

When you are fucking a girl up the ass and pull out right before you cum. You let some spit fall onto her anus and say your done. Relived its finally over she rolls over. You then let your load out all over her face and boobs. Sometimes its appropriate to yell "SNEAKY FIREMAN!!!!" whilst you do this.

My girlfreind spent a hour brushing cum out of her hair after I gave her a sneaky fireman. *High Five*

Sneaky Fireman by Asatru playah February 18, 2010

Sneak off pound off 

The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.

Dan: Man, last night was close!

Chris: Why, what happened?

Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.

Chris: Man, that's close!

Sneak off pound off by droopscrotty September 17, 2017

Sneak off pound off 

So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty

I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!

Sneak off pound off by Droops Crotty September 24, 2017

Sneaky Fuckers

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...

Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."

Sneaky Fuckers by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

The Sneaky Dentist

To make the teeth appear whiter, ejaculate on the victims front teeth while they are sleeping without waking them up. Making the teeth appear to be white and clean.

Tyrone stole my watch so i gave his The Sneaky Dentist while he was asleep. He got owned.

The Sneaky Dentist by JRush May 17, 2007

freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is considered "abnormal" from his/her norm; a misfit; a outcast

I am not a freak in the sneak, I'm normal!

freak in the sneak by penis-mon December 28, 2009

Sneaky weenie grab 

1. Grabbing or touching a man's penis without people looking.

Kevin: I say you should Sneaky weenie grab Mike.
Emmo: I won't tell !!
Kevin: Everybody turn around!

Sneaky weenie grab by iDGAFy0o May 4, 2009