monkey blumpkin 

A blumkin in a tree. Could, but rarely does, involve actual monkeys.

Jake: Do you think Gilligan ever got a monkey blumpkin?
Justin: Yeah, i heard he got a few from Snubby.

monkey blumpkin by PEACE GIBBLE January 1, 2010

Monkey muffin 

1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.

1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!

2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!

Monkey muffin by MunkYMun July 3, 2010

monkey nod 

When one lowers and raises their head quickly to a monkey, as in agreement or acknowledgement.

J always performs the monkey nod when responding to his monkey friend.

monkey nod by MonkeyBoy8 October 21, 2011

Monkey Slut 

Monkey slut is a profane word that was originated in Australia. The word defines for, "Fucking Nigger".

Atef - "Hmm do you JeRk?!"
Fungus Man - "Stfu monkey slut"

Monkey Slut by Atef Lord February 14, 2021

monkey genetics 

Is the study of intelligent monkeys evolution to a unintelligent nigger

Here at the zoo is the monkey exhibit where the adult monkeys will evolve into a retarded nigger who will live off the government and be in and out of prison. That's why we are studying monkey genetics to try and stop anymore of this happening.

monkey genetics by Dr Niggèr August 11, 2022

MONKEY WRENCH 

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

MONKEY WRENCH by dave March 23, 2005

monkey bite 

A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"

"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue

monkey bite by N/A June 7, 2003