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shang tsong ma

A shang tsong ma lived there.
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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get outta ma jungle

A stupid phrase used by a weeb streamer called Nightblue3. The phrase is used when he gets a kill in the game League Of Legends. After the phrase is used he normally startes typing CY@ in the all chat.
*Nightblue3 kills the enemy jungler trying to counter jungle*
Nightblue3: "Get outta ma jungle"
*3 seconds after*
Nightblue3: CY@
by Uokyl January 3, 2017
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Granville Ma

A town in the berkshires that borders southwick, Westfield, Tolland and a few other towns nobody cares about. Your not far from a regular grocery store but you defiantly not close at all. Nothing ever changes, it's just all the same. If you go past the town hall, you'll find yourself in west granville and it's just a church and a abandon store. Continue going and you'll be in the wasteland of Tolland. Go around the mountain towards springfield, you find yourself in Retard usa: southwick. Everyone keeps what they do to themselves but there is defiantly some wierd shit people do here. Nobody's knows we exist.
Citizen of granville ma: I'm from granville
Person: granville ohio?
Citizen of granville ma: massachussets you idiot
Person: where?
by Cornholio fredrickson November 25, 2022
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MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG
by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020
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sheik ma boaby

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
by Splocious August 5, 2023
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MA LUNG

LIVING IN THIS BIG CITY, THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK FACED MA LUNG DESTINY DAY BY DAY
by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022
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