Lobster Juice

The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.

she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."

by sliqdude January 27, 2009

Lobito

Some shit city in Angola just above Benguela. I would think that Lobito would probably be a really crappy town.

Man: So son where don't you want to go to for the holidays?
Son: Lobito

by Artistic_person August 15, 2005

Lobsteritas

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009

lolstralia

The greatest web-based form of laughter. Ever.

A: "...so after I got my lifetime supply of cheese dip, all was well."
B: "Lolstralia"

by lefty7448 September 3, 2009

lobotomist

the entity that creates symptoms of a lobotomy (cutting the connections between brain parts) on the patient via kim-kardashians-huge-ass-size magnitude bong hit; also known as The Terminator 2.0 - REINCARNATED

Fuckin lobotomist got me so baked out of my mind I thought rat shrews were raping my mindhole.

by LE BOTANIST1 November 7, 2009

Lost children

She had felt that something was missing for decades. She sought to fill the missing pieces with work of passion. To change the world in a way she couldn’t change this feeling of loss. Of Lost Children. her lost children. her sons. Childhoods she will not know. In a world gone mad she sought to be love and light. Stronger now she can fight but would rather not have to be constantly prepared for war.

She dreams of a reunion with her Lost Children. Has the world found her lost boys and surrounded them in warmth and love. Tears emptied under a wobbly shower head.

by BeStill December 5, 2019