pasta-faced

Similar to "shit faced", so drunk you have little control over your facial expression.

You were pasta-faced last night.

by J L L September 19, 2006

Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

by pianotinker August 19, 2009

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

inbox fade

A condition in which an important unread or un-answered message in your inbox fades from view, because you ignored it initially, and it's now been pushed down the list by later messages.

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, your email was was caught by my inbox fade."

by soundy106 July 6, 2010

Goat Faced Bastard

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011