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Tamaki College 

A small budget poor school in East Auckland, Glen Innes. One of the gayest schools ever, litterally anyone can make it in whether your a dumb ass or a ultra dumb fuck. Even most of the students there think that their own school is shit except the leaders house captins, etc. Full of hardknocks but always keep it stylaa. Just the school is boring af and poor and needs bill gates to give us a moneys
"Do you know a school called Tamaki College?"

"Yeah that budget ass school my mum went there"
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forthill college

A Highschool which is so on the DLA that the roof is collapsing , the walls are falling apart.
There is slags, chavs and eyebrows are thicker than mrs McCann.
"Ew did you hear she goes to Forthill college , what a slag!"
forthill college by FHCsucxx January 7, 2020

Groby college 

Full of lads who want to be drug dealers and nitty girls who skive lessons to smoke on the shale.

Dan Wilton touches kids
Groby college is a shithole
Groby college by Zootgang January 22, 2020

stamford college 

this is full of wanna be road men who walk around with their puma or other 'roadman' brand tracksuit bottoms down to their ass and it is riddled with smokers.
god stamford college is absolutely grim i would rather go PRC
stamford college by marge smipson January 22, 2020

Immanuel college 

School full of wanna be hooligans and set of pussys, school is a bag of wank and care more about the dress code than education. Do not do anything other than claim to be best.School has probably cos the shittest attendance cos no fucker ever goes.should get knocked down with all chavs in it
Do not go to Immanuel college unless u want wannabe road men bully you😂
Immanuel college by Smdbitchnjj October 6, 2020

Trinity College Blakeview 

TCB is the absolute shit of all the other Trinity Colleges. We are pretty much the public school of all of them. We aint fancy and we aint prep. We have the early years to year 4's screaming "MIDDLE BELLLLL" and you have them year 5 - 6's who think THEY'RE THE SHIT (when they're not). Then you have them WEIRD ASS YEAR 7's WHO CUT THEIR HATS INTO LITTLE STRIPS AND THINK ITS 'FASHION' LIKE SIR WE AINT THE GHETTO GLUE IT BACK. And the year 8's hang around with the little year 7 THOTS. The year 9's are chill but some are weebs and weird but thats ok. The year 10's are stressed and emotional and gangsta bc they have all these tests going on towards the end of the year. we gang gang. (i ship collions and ford)
You: Trinity College Blakeview is the GOAT. im finna send my kids there homie dog.

community college dropout 

1. When you accidentally let a small piece of shit slide out your ass and into public view while trying to hold a pebble shit together.
2. A huge public fail which is easily avoided by 99.9% of people who pay-the-fuck-attention-to-life.
1. Duuuude! Yo, I thought she had look straight and a minute later, a community college dropout came sliding out her shorts!

2. Did you hear that Nikki is a community college dropout?