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Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Battler Ushiromiya

Battler Ushiromiya is a character from the visual novel series "Umineko When They Cry." An average visual novel player would find that character relatable due to his skeptical and logical nature and they eventually will end up making this character their whole personality, like your average visual novel player could send images of him, gifs of him, videos of him, anything if they were to find that character's existence. Watch out for people like that though, because they probably tend to lie a lot or just have a humorous nature, joking and never able to be serious unless for the least serious things. The character is cool, his fans not so much (by that meaning they are probably boring). Battler Ushiromiya posses independent thinking and is very smart.
Who was that character with the red hair that is so flexible and intelligent?
You must be talking about Battler Ushiromiya!

Hey, I can't seem to talk with this guy he always makes some weird posses and I can't seem to talk with him seriously!?
Oh that's probably your average Battler Ushiromiya fan, let me guess they send a lot of pictures of the character, right?
Yes! How did you know that?!
by quite a nice guy January 14, 2024
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Battle star Galactaca

Wise words said by " recardo i" during an emergency meeting.
hello, i am enjoying the "battle star galactaca"
by howdarepseudonymtakemyname February 1, 2024
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battleshop

When you keep trying to get the right size shoes or clothes by repeatedly ordering and returning things online, after the board game Battleship.
"Did your girlfriend get what she wants yet from Lululemon?". "No, she's going to return yesterday's order and go battleshopping again."
by Waterdocto112 February 3, 2024
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Battle

It is when war
by anonymous November 12, 2023
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Battle for Dream Island

Battle For Dream Island (BFDI) is a show made by Cary And Micheal Huang. It has 5 seasons including BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB, BFDI MINI, and BFDI: TPOT. The first episode of season 1 was released on January 1st 2010. It features 20 objects battling for a paradise Island. S2 is the same thing but with 22-27 contestants. Season 3 was unspecified. Season 4 has 64 in total (Two took 41) in Season 5 Two took 40 contestants and 2 new contestants joined.
Battle for Dream Island Is A good show
BFB is good
TPOT is da best
by ssk 123 456 March 19, 2024
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Battle Of Yultong

The Battle between 900 Filipino Soldiers Vs. 40,000 Chinese Soldiers
Bro Forgot About the Battle of Yultong.
by Sigmabuy233 April 15, 2024
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