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Enjoy your cats

A famous slogan used by men to tell a feminist she will stay single forever. This is due to the fact that cat ladies are usually middle aged women who never had a man in their lives and have cats to fill that void of loneliness.
Feminist: I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Chad: Enjoy your cats
by BurgerKingNuggets July 13, 2024
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Hagatha’s Cats Effect

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024
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International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
by MiqKir August 17, 2024
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reduced to catgirls

To completely remove something from the equation or reduce it until it's no longer commonplace. (Since catgirls are not real.)
Donald Trump's party was reduced to catgirls after his arrest.

His following was reduced to catgirls after getting cancelled on Twitter for an old tweet.
by Martyrdoom October 24, 2023
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Camping in Catherine

Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.
...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...
by Violetly N October 25, 2023
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dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat
gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein
by THECOONs December 11, 2023
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higher than a cats ass

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.
by cutthecards December 20, 2023
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