by cutthecards December 21, 2023
Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
by cutthecards December 06, 2023
Tony: Man, I saw that Stallone on TV in yet another self promoting attempt to reclaim fame.
Enzo: Yes, he looks as if he is totally sniffing a fart all of the time.
Enzo: Yes, he looks as if he is totally sniffing a fart all of the time.
by cutthecards December 05, 2023
Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023