twat waffle

(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.

"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"

"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"

"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"

twat waffle by your mom's cafe September 26, 2007

dirty waffle 

The imprint left behind when someone steps in a pile of dog shit.

"Matt made a dirty waffle. Please make sure he removes his shoes before he comes inside."

dirty waffle by asdfajk January 22, 2007

Rofl Waffle 

A girl gets on top of a guy and another guy gets on the girl. They roll around, thus creating a Rofl Waffle.

Aww, Cheryl! You broke your back doing the rofl waffle?

Rofl Waffle by Katietime June 22, 2008

shit waffle 

used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it

that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!

shit waffle by bmasriwd August 2, 2007

Crotch Waffle

When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.

John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court

Crotch Waffle by Optumus Rollout June 2, 2009

Blue waffle 

The nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth. Looks blue and gross like waffles.

Jen has blue waffle vagina and it is nasty.

Blue waffle by hugecockville2 September 22, 2012

Christmas Waffle 

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.

Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.

Christmas Waffle by Noctoner December 25, 2010