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squeeze play

During sex, when a woman begins her orgasm, the male participant removes his member from her vagoo and places it in her anal cavity.
Female: "Oh, I'm about to..."
Male: "great I've been waiting to try the Squeeze Play"
Female: "Yes, Yes, Ye... what did you Say? Oh no you didn't just"
Male: "Yes, Yes, Yes..."
squeeze play by Chad Holmes November 26, 2007
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Eye Play 

When a man is having sex with a woman who happens to have an empty eye socket. The man continues to either insert his penis/ testicle into the empty socket. A pleasureable expierience.
Bro 1: Dude, i heard your girlfriend has a fake eye!
Bro 2: Yea
Bro 1: You ever give her a little Eye Play hahaha just kidding man!
Bro 2: Actually...
Eye Play by Filthy Motha Fucka April 4, 2009
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Pay for play 

P4P

Alt. P2P

Red pill men understand that most women (including most feminists) choose to sell/trade that ass for cash, goods, travel, housing, and/or various paid services.

By chick logic, these women don’t consider themselves prostitutes. They offended at the connotation. Ironically, many proclaim to be feminists.

Make no mistake, they REQUIRE remuneration for sex. They justify this because most have shitty full-time jobs or are students. Or just live in a shitty economy, are dumb, and/or lazy.

These girls want designer lives, but not to work for it. Therefore, they engage in P4P. Being lazy, their whoring is more of a lame side hustle. See “semi-pros.”

Now on the man side, the gents tend to be older and unable to compete physically with Chads. They got the money tho. The men may be a married Sugardaddy. Or confirmed bachelor banging cheap whores abroad. Either way, he finds it cheaper and easier to just P2P. He thanks god so many women sell their ass behind closed doors. World’s oldest profession.

Old is around 38+ I’m the p4p world. Meaning you bachelor boys and passport bros need to plan on getting your paper right by then. Else, you’ll be left with 3s and 4s. Yes even abroad.
I tried to avoid the pay for play scene in Cambodia. But pretty much every halfway decent chick was like, “Yeah but if we have Sex I want the money.” I can hardly blame them when they see all the other girls doing it.

Slay hard. Play hard

A shitty saying that trashy ass white girls use when they think they’re the shit. Commonly used by whores or just plain out retards
Oh beck I slay hard. play hard. I’m about to get dicked down
Slay hard. Play hard by Mudslidespapi November 19, 2019

cold play 

The practice of playing random, unknown or new music for the first time.
As in:
"A cold play of the early recordings of Daft Punk, then Baby Geniuses and Paula Abdul."

or

Sam just got insert here yesterday and tried playing it/singing it/ burping the syllables through a straw/digitally remastering and re-releasing it backwards.
cold play by skitto December 22, 2008

edge play 

Playfully stroking, proding, or caressing anywhere on a woman from the labia to the inner thigh with your erect, twitching cock, prior to full penetration.

If the mood is right and you are well practiced, your girl will be driven wild, since the act of postponing full penetration only adds to the overall anticipation.
As I stroked my penis around my girls inner thigh she could not take the edge play anymore and begged me to enter her!
edge play by Ryd June 26, 2006

gnar gnar for real real no play play

Used when hearing something such as a story or some news to show that it is awesome and that you are not kidding.
Extended version of gnar gnar for real real.
English translation: Its awesome, for real. I'm not kidding.
Guy 1: Yo, check this out!
Guy 2: Dude! gnar gnar for real real no play play!