Definitions by Ryd

dongerize 

The act of scratching, painting, or spraying an image of a dong onto a wall or surface in a public place.

Generally popular with adolescent boys, the dong depicted can come in a variety of shapes and sizes, although it can often be hard to determine whether or not it is circumsized!

6 months ago all the desks in classroom 6 were new, now half have been dongerized!

dongerize by Ryd June 26, 2006

edge play 

Playfully stroking, proding, or caressing anywhere on a woman from the labia to the inner thigh with your erect, twitching cock, prior to full penetration.

If the mood is right and you are well practiced, your girl will be driven wild, since the act of postponing full penetration only adds to the overall anticipation.

As I stroked my penis around my girls inner thigh she could not take the edge play anymore and begged me to enter her!

edge play by Ryd June 26, 2006

sub-human 

An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.

The sub-human screwed up by putting in red onion when I specifically asked for none.........again!

sub-human by Ryd June 25, 2006

Shit atoll 

A turd which is of sufficient size and mass that it naturally sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl, but with a portion which sits proud above the water line and in doing so mimics a small atoll or island.

A true shit atoll is not supported by the sides of the toilet in any way but is completely 'free standing'.

After not having a crap for two weeks I produced a prize winning shit atoll last night.

Shit atoll by Ryd June 25, 2006

pebble dash 

The effect of the violent purging of liquid shit from the back passage, which leaves a 'splattering' of crap on the back of the toilet bowl, not dissimilar from a type of exterior wall coating.

For maximum effect the 'pebble dasher' requires a significant amount of 'wind' in their system and must strain hard whilst simultaneous holding their ring piece closed (with hands if required). Once enough pressure has built up the opening of the ring piece will allow the pebble dashing to occur.

Pebble dashers should note that one school of thought maintains that given extreme straining, the material exiting the rear can potentially achieve super sonic velocities, momentarily creating a shock wave that can tear the ring piece. Their advice is therefore not to strain too hard!

I never pebble dash at home, only in mates houses.....and then leave it!

pebble dash by Ryd June 25, 2006