painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

phaitletronnoster

i love you cody

hey cody your hot and phaitletronnoster, i would totally have sex with u

by ahilton July 28, 2019

Phantasmigoricle

An Aesthetically Pleasing,

Physically Orgasmic,
Soul Igniting,
Spiritual Paroxysm!
Describes a Feeling, an Experience, a Rapturous Vision, a Euphoric Sensation effecting any of the Five Sences.
One's Perspicacity Per Chance Heightened by Increased Seratonin, or While 'Under The Influence'

The concert was absolutely phantasmigoricle, music that pulsated through your body, echoed off your heartbeat, fireworks burst and unfurl with a magestic display that shamed the moon and glistened like falling stars their vivid colors reflected turning the lake into a mirror of Heavens aura, and seemed to Set the waterfall ablaze; melodically and methodically mezmorized, the audience, our bodies entranced by the enchanting rhapsody, moving in unison as our eyes ears minds are willingly and joyfully captivated; the whole evening, metaphysical.

by Cupcake Of Discord August 2, 2019

Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

Paintastreamaphobia

The act of streaming online while recieving a handjob from a retarded midget who's also shitting his own pants

Damn bro i had a crazy paintastreamaphobia session lastnight

by Streamsnipedcactus August 31, 2019

Paintball

An excuse to use when you get a hickey

Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday

by Nyanna October 9, 2019

Phantasorgasmatron

Ghostly controled sex machine

We had fun on Thursday playing with the Phantasorgasmatron, did we not?

by HENRYNHER October 12, 2019