When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
Get the Muff Blumpkin mug.A person (usually a woman) who’s like a “fairy of the muff” — basically someone obsessed with, skilled at, or always around vaginas.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
“Bro, she swooped in like a damn Muffairy and made that girl forget her own name.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
by vaginaenthusiast September 8, 2025
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Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025
Get the Muffer-cut mug.An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.
This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!
by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025
Get the Mufferfluffin mug.An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.
This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!
by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025
Get the Mufferfluffin mug.by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009
Get the Sped Muff mug.Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
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