machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 09, 2014
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Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker
Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 26, 2021
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Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.
by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022
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slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
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The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.
1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me
by subway572572 December 04, 2023
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Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court
Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)
by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025
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Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.
Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.
by NIHILISM GURU November 07, 2023
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