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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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Joans

Joan’s is kind and has a big heart that will go out to the meanest of people. He’s always there for his friends and his family. Joans is the type of guy that always has car troubles but finds a way to make everything work out, even if he gets a little stressed and man at the situation. Joans is an amazing lover, he’s understanding, he’s loving and sweet what else would you want?

He’s out going but gets bored easily, and he HATES winter.

Overall Jonas is a good looking, short/long curly brownish blond hair with amazing blue/brown eyes.
You’ve seen Joans today?
Yeah he’s looking HOT!
by Buffydogg March 24, 2023
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Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.
Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!
by ecateats March 26, 2023
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JoHassa

JoHassa (Goblin) er en liten dritt unge som bare bryr seg om minoritets­ladningsbærer­diffusjons­koeffisient­målings­apparatur. JoHassa (gollum) lever i bark og løv skoger over hele landet.
Johassa blir sett på som en raritet i skogen fordi hun er en vegetarianer, men likevel blir hun respektert og elsket av de andre dyrene for hennes omsorgsfulle og hjelpsomme natur. En dag hjelper Johassa dyrene i skogen ved å bruke en magisk sopp til å få vannet i elven til å stige igjen etter en tørkeperiode. Fra den dagen ble Johassa en helt i skogen og ble ansett som en viktig del av økosystemet i mange år.
by bevlig April 24, 2023
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jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.
Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."
by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023
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jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.
me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok
by dollvity June 17, 2023
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Jonah wizniuk

If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy
YO that dude is so stupid hes a Jonah wizniuk
by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023
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