erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband

by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009

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eric sparrow

The main antagonist from the game Tony Hawk Underground. He is mostly known for being a huge asshole to you throughout the game, an example being Eric using the main characters footage of him or herself mctwisting off of the giant hotel in Hawaii and proclaiming that it was himself who had actually done it thus giving him all of the street cred

"I cant believe my asshole friend Eric Sparrow is shredding it Moscow right now while i'm stuck here in New Jersey.""

by Cripplecrawler August 14, 2014

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erotic fanfiction

When people consist on two or more characters or real people having sex and is written as a story for other who agree with their sexual shipping and want to masturbate to.

Man 1: My girlfriend keeping going on about some 'Dan and Phil' erotic fanfiction. What is that?
Man 2: Good lord...

by Windows10IsCrap July 22, 2016

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eronica

Fun to be around very smart she will always have you laughing love to talk and a very kind heart person she will give you her last and will hustle for her family but don't cross her then the trouble come..

Eronica is very nice and full of love but don't make her mad

by Briunta December 20, 2016

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