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Erenct: To have your balls firm up to a hardness comparable to a volleyball filled with concrete, usually caused by intense stimulation or the consumption of too much soy milk. Generally, your primary reproductive system would remain inactive while the erenction is active.

Adj: Erenctile
Pre: Erenction
Keep fondling those balls and I'll be erenct in no time flat!
Erenct by Jockstrap Cowboy March 21, 2020

Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Hard Erect Dong 

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016