chuck wagon 

1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature

Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??

chuck wagon by mrm5593 November 21, 2006

chuck d 

ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!

how much do i owe ya?
jus gimme a chuck d mate

chuck d by Joe September 23, 2004

Chuck Norris 

1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009

chuck you

for people who have chucks and who hate vans can stomp on the vans "you've been chucked" but make sure to leave the sole of the chuck printed on the van.

girl1- dude go chuck you to that van guy....

(guy chucks you..!)

guy1- yo man you've been chucked!

guy2- ugh i just got these.. grrr

chuck you by ierica13 March 31, 2009

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster 

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster by echo 9 May 15, 2007

chuck norris 

Chuck norris can only be defined by two words: chuck norris.

chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

chuck norris by Xiophillio April 14, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010