cracked corn

A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection

Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!

by A Random Thomas May 9, 2016

Egg Corn

eggcorn or egg corns are the mistaken name for acorns. The term means any long held mistaken saying.

eg 1. - Crimean River - "Oh, you have problems, crimean river" (mistaken thought that somthing bad happend during the crimean war, by a river!)

mentioned on Adam and Joe's radio show.

Egg Corn eg 2. - My condiments to the chef - "That food was lovely, my condiments to the chef" (mistaken thought that: If food is really good then you send the unneeded seasonings back to the chef!)

by The chair January 15, 2013

Creamed corn

The result of a sexual act where the man ejaculates inside the anal cavity of another individual who has recently consumed large amounts of corn. Some undigested corn will mix with the semen and thus stick to the man's penis when extracted, creating creamed corn.

Mark: "Dude, I did Melissa in the stink yesterday, but ended up with creamed corn"

John: "Nice! Did she eat it afterwards?"

by Flaskekopp June 29, 2011

indian corn teeth

Someone with serious dental issues. Thier teeth are so neglected, they resemble Indian Corn where the teeth are all different sizes and colors (yellow, brown, black and white).

Professor Johnson has Indian Corn Teeth; when he smiles I vomit in my mouth a little bit.

by Cle0fus September 7, 2005

shucking corn

Another term used for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to male masturbation.

I was alone in my room shucking corn when my grandma walked in.

by female-maggot January 20, 2009

Ghetto Corn

When you pop your popcorn at home and bring it to the movie theater with you

That cheap ass couldn't even buy popcorn he had to bring that fuckin ghetto corn with him to the movies.

by King Of all BJs October 3, 2010

cream corn sprinkler

Having the female in the doggy position and oscilating her whilst she vomits. Also, as the female vomits her vaginal muscles contract causing great sensations for the male partner.

We got wasted and got busy on the pool table. She got sick and I turned her into a cream corn sprinkler all over the rec-room floor.

by Erik and Michael January 3, 2008