Cold Camping

When your hands are cold so you masturbate to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

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Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

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When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

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Someone with ice in their veins, showing no remorse or concern whatsoever.

He didn't give 2 shits about getting caught, he's one cold ass motherfucker.

Grams said take your jacket or you'll be one cold ass motherfucker

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some fatass dude will come in yb cord and say cold blooded sent me

AM: yo
Dick rider: cold blooded sent me
AM: ???

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Getting a uncooked hot dog from the fridge/freezer, put it inside of a condom and fucking yourself analy

“Since I’m home alone I might as well use a cold dog to fuck my ass”

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When something predicted to be exciting turns out to be dull or lackluster. Akin to the phrase “dead”

The beat was tight but the lyrics were cold egg.
Those shoes are total cold egg.
Moana 2 was cold egg fam.

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