Maddie Soldwisch

a hot af girl who gets all the dick. shes got big tits and a rockin' hot bod

she's hot
yeah, that's maddie soldwisch

by thehamisdone October 1, 2016

lost soldier

Slip the condom off while inside the girl without her knowing.

I met this chick last night and lost my soldier! She had no idea but will know in a month. Gave her a lost soldier.

by Darryl Tolbert June 2, 2017

Rogue Soldier

When a man is peeing and a random stream of pee shoots off to the side, outside the toilet.

"My floor just came victim to a rogue soldier. Took me a minute to clean it up."

by unDURYEAted October 10, 2017

sweaty soldier

When you do the sex via armpit.

Yeah that’s right, Cletus and Dan engaged in a sweaty soldier. There was clam juice everywhere.

by Gina returns January 1, 2018

Ultra solid

A solid with atoms so dense and compact that basic physics shows that it cannot be condensed further. However the existance of this is questionable as every bit of matter we have ever discovered can be condensed. (Which includes stars, black holes, etc.) Having so much density means that it would also weigh an incredible ammount and be so hot that not matter what it is, it would evaporate and destroy everything within a huge radius almost instantly. It can also be used to over-exaggerate something.

''That crane is so heavy it's like an ultra solid.'' (Simile)
''Imagine if we somehow managed to create and safely contain an ultra solid'.'

by Screek geek May 2, 2018

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018