Cock the magic Pistol 

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

Cock the magic Pistol by Big Bear June 16, 2003

people who play magic 

Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls

Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot

There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7

People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D

people who play magic by Grand Sage Mordal Etu-Gromar December 3, 2013

Puff The Magic Dragon 

The name of a children's song sung by Peter, Paul and Mary which is passed off as fairy tale but really about smoking pot.

You smoke pot Foucher!

Puff The Magic Dragon by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

blue magic 

is extrememly potent herion, almost 100% unlike other types, when u mix blue magic with water, it turns blue.Used in the movie, " American Gangster "

denzil washington- blue magic, thats a brand name i stand behind it, i guarantee it

blue magic by 905 records November 25, 2007

Black Magic

Game where you take a flat piece of paper and with your hand, try to float the piece of paper around without dropping it.

Yo, Mr. Sochalski, want to play Black Magic dawg?

Black Magic by Sam Nizzle September 26, 2003

the magic 

A sexual act in which the male, mid-coitus, jams a syringe full of HIV into his partner's backside, causing him or her to become infected with the virus. Named after HIV positive basketball legend Magic Johnson.

We broke up after i gave her the magic.

the magic by assface April 28, 2004

The "Magic Johnson" 

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

The "Magic Johnson" by NRS27 February 14, 2012