knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid that everything they do in life is a stupid move.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and now it's leaking again.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

The knobby Frey

Reflection of a grown man’s penis in the urinal.

Friend #1 Hey bro I’m going to go take a hot piss, watch my beer and don’t let that chick put anything in it yeah?

Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.

Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.

by Fun in the Fanny July 28, 2024

Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024

Foggy Knob

When you’re having intercourse and a woman “Queefs” on your genitals.

“This girl I hooked up with last night gave me a foggy knob!”

by Mr hankers March 14, 2024

Jaw-knobbing

When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.

I got lock jaw last saturday from too much jaw-knobbing

by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024