Joe Barton 

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.

Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!

Joe Barton by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010

joe shower 

A "Shower" which you spray deoderent on your body and say, "I am clean"

"I just took a Joe shower" "Wow u still stink... actually u made it worst"

joe shower by Everyone March 17, 2005

joe whited 

A term on xbox live in which you hear the father in the background of the mic,and see the person gets offline real fast,lots of people say that their father slaps his meat on the person's head,neck,or back while saying............."MEAT SMASH" leaving them with scars all over.

Father:Wat you doing boy
Kid:nothin
Father:GET OFF THE GAME NOW
Kid:alright..
Father:Wait.....MEAT SMASH!!!!
Online Person:I could hear Bill get JOE WHITED.

joe whited by LA bill November 6, 2009

Joe on a boat

A very trustworthy content creator that lives on a boat. You can trust him.

"Have you watch the latest Joe on a boat video?"

"Not yet, but I'm sure It will be very trustworthy."

Joe on a boat by FrostyBladeBoi January 26, 2021

joe keery 

the hottest man ive ever seen. (as a lesbian im surprised a man can be so 😍)

👤: omg look at this joe keery edit!
me: im going feral this is the best edit im drooling. send it to me

joe keery by joekeeryswife June 27, 2022

Joe Jonas 

A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.

Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*

Joe Jonas by JustAGirl<3 March 21, 2009

Joe Burke 

A Mcdonald's double cheese burger stacked on top of a McChicken. A meal often consumed while intoxicated in the wee hours of the night.

"Hey man, lets get all shitty and eat a Joe Burke."

Joe Burke by Violins tickle my balls July 7, 2008