Junkie

Dickheads in all ADIDAS gear and fanny packs. Caps that are lower than their eyes. Bandana masks. They walk like theyre legs are broken and are always tilting their head. Using 1 inch flip blades as weapons

Look at that "junkie" walkin all limp

by GOOFY351 May 8, 2020

junk jungle

The pubic hair on and around the genitals, specifically the penis.
You can identify a junk jungle by its thick density.
Junk jungles are generally found on men with poor hygiene standards who refuse to keep themselves clean.

Guy 1 : " I gotta shave this junk jungle soon, it's really itchy!".

by KarlFarts May 20, 2020

Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.

That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!

by Just another clown June 20, 2020

junkamassuwa

When you stretch and tear a ligament as well as a cartilage because of it

He did the junkamassuwa and landed in the hospital

by Midget disaster June 24, 2020

Junkanna

A fucking cutie, don't mess or you'll die from cuteness overload. Also huggable.

Bob: Dude, that's so Junkanna, I could just die
Jim: Dude, I know right

by Chilly Bun November 16, 2020

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020