ipod

A pathetic attempt at cloning the successful Zune media player

iPod sucks, but I still have one, i don't know why....

by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

iPhone

An electronic status symbol purchased by mute lemmings who would rather listen to (and sometimes you can hear) music blurting from headphones, rather than speak to people.

This zombie purchased piece of electronic gadgetry is quite often mistaken for a phone even though you rarely see people talking on it.

Text and instant message is the most common form of communication for the socially inadequate people who have low self esteeem who buy it, just so they can have a topic to communicate to other people about.

iPhone

by realist001 July 27, 2009

ipredictariot

From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.

George: "fuck it's busy tonight"
James: "i predict a riot"
Gary: "i predict a fucking riot"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT"
Mark: "YES MATE"

by howser_uk September 14, 2006

iPod

A device that when used properly can hold audio, video, pictures, games, music videos, movies and more. Most people are stupid and do not know how to add files to it or purchase the 160 GB model for their collection of 6 CD's. Other people buy an iPod without purchasing a case for it, drop it on the cement, then post a definition on Urban Dictionary that it scratched and it's a piece of shit.

Guy #1: iPods are gay, it costs $1 each song.

Guy #2: That's why we have LimeWire you idiot.

by Saint Alex October 1, 2008

iPwned

To be proven wrong in a dispute according to factual information retrieved on an iPhone or other internet-connected device.

If one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been iPwned

Chico from the Magnificent Seven was played by Horst Buchholz, not James Dean. iPwned! Bam!

by mrflip November 16, 2009

ipading

Is a synonym for "I petting" which is a tender way of giving your penis or your vagina some long needed attention.

I gotta get home and do some ipading.

by Job Steves June 16, 2010

iPhone claw

Refers to the claw-like deformity your hand takes after spending hours browsing one-handed on your iPhone or smart phone.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your right hand?"

Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."

Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."

by Jay5273 May 17, 2011