Buchholz 

A high school in Gainesville, Florida. Often suspected of paying and/or paying referees, especially after a suspicious win in a football game against its arch rival Gainesville High in 2006. The win was a direct result of an "official timeout" after the clock had run out at the end of the game. The win caused a surge of student-based animosity against Buchholz, as well as widespread suspicion of cheating, even from other schools in the district.

Although commonly denied by those who attend the school, other students in the district complain about the snobbery and elitist attitudes felt from most of the student body.

The school, because of a relativly recent re-zoning act by the School Board of Alachua County, receives significantly more funding than any other high school in the district. In addition, because of the zoning map, Buchholz's student body population does not reflect the diversity of Alachua county, but consists mainly of white, middle-to-upper class students.

Buchholz is well known for spinning news in the local newspaper, the Gainesville Sun. Examples include an article about boys varsity tennis in 2006, as well as an article about the band at a local competition in 2007. In both of the articles, accolades were given to Buchholz, but not to the other schools in the district that beat them in both circumstances.

The school has much academic and extracurricular talent, despite its elitist attitudes. Its Mu Alpha Theta team just won a national championship title, and its band consistantly performs well at competitions.

Three Alachua County HS Students watching a Florida Football game. Penalty against Florida.

GHS Student: "What the hell was that? That ref is fu**ing blind!"

EHS Student: "He's not blind. He's just pulling a Buchholz."

BHS Student: "Well excuse us for having money."

Buchholz by SBAC Student January 11, 2008

Buchholz High School

a.k.a. Buchholz BombCats or Bomb High School. A school in Florida that is known for at least 1-2 bomb threats a week. I don’t know much about it but i do know that in the 20202-2021 school year, a junior got jumped in the hallway because he was sexually assaulting girl in the female bathroom. Currently, there is a big reward and a big fine for whoever is setting the threats but the threats are honestly fun because it usually means no more school for the rest of the day. and if the person making the threats is reading this, do it earlier in the day, not at 2pm.

A great day to be a BombCat at Buchholz High School

Buchholz High School by schoolReview September 10, 2021

Mark Buchholz

Either the most charitable man or biggest douche you will ever meet in your entire life.

Mark Buchholz is a major douche

Mark Buchholz by Not your wife man December 27, 2020

Lillian Buchholz 

The definition of someone who is motherly, loving, and kind. Lillian Buchholz's have huge maternal energy, are very generous and give great guidance.

Dude, you're so warm and kind, you're such a 'Lillian Buchholz'!

Lillian Buchholz by brodie is a god January 7, 2024

East side emma bucholzzzz 

is is a girl, whom has redish blondish hair, played a star in a school play and looks like a minion. but her forehead is bigger.

i would hate to have a east side emma bucholzzzz forehead

East side emma bucholzzzz by mav.castle March 12, 2021

bucholz 

A person who has a heightened fear of the male organ known as the penis. And is especially terrified of "blowies". Yet they are an exceptionally cool person when they are not trembling with fear of "dicks". And they may describe themselves as "slippery" as well.

Dude has she blown you yet?

Na dude she is a total bucholz!

But you've been dating for over a year bruh!

bucholz by WILTEOUT July 8, 2014

Buchholzing 

The act of being a Buchholz with shit going sideways, down or in a direction not planned.

I got a gristle piece in my chicken salad. Buchholzing.

Buchholzing by beechwoodman March 9, 2022