ghetto platinum

When a welfare recipiant(usually black people) go to the store buy junk food, blunts, cigs and anything else except the essentials and they swipe their ACCESS cards. All paid for courtesy of tax payers and job holders

Must be nice to buy all that shit with a ghetto platinum while I sit back and pay for it.

by clitman69 April 17, 2009

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blasters

homemade alcoholic beverages, often made of mouthwash

I was getting wasted on ghetto blasters last night

by Jake HHLD January 10, 2009

Ghetto Punch

Cisco and Beer

Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch

by alleypoet November 28, 2017

Ghetto Period

When someone shoots you in the dick area, and you bleed, you have a ghetto period.

All these rappers talkin bout how much they’ve been through in the hood, but I bet none of them have gotten a ghetto period.

by Minecraft Legend01 October 28, 2018

Riding ghetto

What you see in ghetto because all the seed spreaders have suspended driver's license.

Ed: That fella's riding ghetto.
Marj: Huh?
Ed: She's driving because he has a suspended license. You see it all the time in the ghetto.

by Trahnrae April 30, 2019

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020