fake birthday

1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.

2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.

Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."

fake birthday by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009

fake nigga

This guy would do anything for some sex. Tell you that he loves you, that he wants to be with you, tells you that your the only girl in his life. After about 9months of those lies you find out he is fucking around on you with his x-girlfriend. He is still tellin you its not true thats when you find out he was a fake nigga.

Amanda-Why did you skip school with her and go to her house?
Him-I didnt?
Amanda-Why r u being a fake nigga?

fake nigga by Gangsta Mami April 21, 2007

Fake Day 

the day that occurs after one or many has imbibed a large amount of substances be them liquid or powder, organic or chemical that does not exist. All who partake will agree to said day did not exist and continue the following day as though it was the day previous.

Thank god today is a fake day, too bad Meaghan has to go to work, man i need some Zoodles.

Fake Day by Party Crew March 30, 2005

sounds fake but ok 

Anytime your girlfriend Kimberly doesn't believe the sweet lovey dovey things you tell her; she gives you this response. "Sounds fake but okay."

Me "you're so perfect. You blow my mind with everything you do."
Kimberly "sounds fake but ok"

sounds fake but ok by Yunggoonshot July 16, 2017

Weird Faces 

Weird faces are commonly used in boring situations in order to entertain oneself. (ex. on a train or a snakeless plane) Generally, these weird faces are part of a game known as the "weird face game" (WFG) The rules for WFG are as follows:
- There is a maximum an a minimum of two participants
- Person A would initiate the game by making a weird face until Person B notices and acknowledges Person A.

This is proof that I will do anything other than my summer reading.
- Once eye contact is made, Person B has five (5) seconds to respond to Person A by making a similar face
- After Person B copies the initial face, Person A will change their face and exchanges would continue in the same manner until is over

There are multiple reasons why a WFG may come to a conclusion.
1. One of the participants laughs. If this happens, the non-laughing participant wins
2. Something distracts only one of the players from the game, making them unable to make a new face or copy a face within the 5 second period. If this happens, the participant who is not distracted wins.
3. If something, however, were to distract both participants, then the game ends in a draw.

The game may also end in draw for the following reasons:

- The players become tired and agree to end
- A "Psyche Out"

A "Psyche Out" occurs when a bystander becomes so annoyed or weirded out by the game, that they yell at the participants. The term "Psyche Out" was stolen from the movie Baseketball.

Vik: Makes a weird face
Angela : Copies weird face
--------Weird faces continue for 10 minutes------
Vikas: Stop being gay guys.

Weird Faces by TheFlyingV August 30, 2006

Fake ass bitch 

A girl who thinks everyone likes them but really no one can stand her because everyone knows how she really is. Calls everyone else fake but she is the epitome of fake. Can't even be around her for 5 minutes with out her talking shit on someone she is "close" too. Lies and over exaggerates things constantly to try to win arguments and make you feel stupid. Acts like your best friend to your face, acts like she cares about you but turns around and stabs you right in the back the first chance she gets. The type of bitch that will act like she's listening to you but will really be paying no attention to you at all because she's too conceited to give a shit about anyone but herself. A girl who will use you and suck you dry but won't ever help you out. The one you tell shit that you want everyone to know, 0 trust. The girl that will never have a true friend because she's a straight miserable bitch who likes to make everyone feel the same way she does.

"Dude, don't tell her anything you don't want people to know. She's a fake ass bitch who will run her mouth the first chance she gets!"

Fake ass bitch by RealEyezzz January 3, 2017

fake aZn 

one who has too much pride in being asian and keeps on saying a ZZZZZZZ n

Jinho Park

Yo Yo! aZZZZn

fake aZn by Anonymous March 5, 2003